MacGowan's Woodland Creations


    Location:
    Oklahoma City, OK
    Home or favorite faire Oklahoma Renaissance Festival; Kansas City Renaissance Festival
    About Me Faire Logo for MacGowans
    Music Almost everything... not partial to rap or much country. Love celtic; rock; some metal; easy listening (depending on voice); classic rock; classical; etc, etc, etc...
    Movies Braveheart is my favorite movie, followed closely by Pirates of the Carribean
    TV The Daily Show; The Colbert Report Love these guys!
    Books Most recently - The Templar Legend. The DaVinci Code is perhaps my favorite book thus far, but tomorrow it'll change, then change back...
    Likes Ren fairs; parties at campsites; wenches; selling my work; making wooden things; wenches of all sorts, including, but not limited to: Pirate wenches; pub wenches; bath wenches; smart wenches; dumb wenches; blonde wenches; brunette wenches; quadruple for redheaded wenches!!!, etc... Gotta love the wenches! Oh yeah, and Ladies are alright too!
    Dislikes Last day of faire; kicks to the groin; running out of rum... not necessarily in that order.
    Hobbies Woodworking of all kinds! Rum tasting; beer drinking; wine guzzling - I believe in expanding my horizons and continued quality improvement!
    Vices Charming ladies!!!! Makes me warm and fuzzy!
    Virtues Uhhhhh... let me think... hold on, I know this one... I'm sure there's something... well, I'm not in jail!
    Heroes My father and Albert Einstein
    Yahoo ID scrooge571@yahoo.com
    Here For Dating, Friendships, Networking, Relationships, Hookups
    Relationship Status Single
    Orientation Straight
    Height 6'1"
    Drink Yes

    www.macgowans.com

    Saturday, July 12, 2008, 12:07 PM CST [MacGowan's Woodland Creations]

    Hello fellas and fellettes!

    I just opened a new website and would appreciate your input!  The addresss is www.macgowans.com - it's not yet fully functional, but the other pages will come very soon! 

    Your suggestions and/or complaints are much appreciated!!!!!

    Your friend,

    James

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    BEST PARTY EVER!

    Monday, June 30, 2008, 03:48 AM CST [General]

    My good friends Sharon and Matt (who I love like family) put on a party Saturday night that was out of this world!  It began at 3pm, but I didn't arrive until around 6:30 - after getting lost and touring some fairly decrepit neighborhoods wondering why people were running out of their houses toward my van on my second or third trip down their particular street... turns out they thought I was in the market for some illegal substances.  Well good friends, not to worry - I chose not to partake in the merriment they were so anxiously trying to rid themselves of.  They certainly were persistent fellas - it was like driving onto a used car lot... except the salesmen weren't wearing cheap suits, or making small talk - rather, these salesmen were a tad more direct and to the point.  I don't know what a "finger of black ball" is, but it didn't really sound like my thing, so I had to pass it up.  As eager as they were to "satisfy my needs" I had to decline their hospitality, as I was on my way to Sharon and Matts for the evening. 

    So, on my way to the big party I noticed a police car following me quite closely.  It wasn't till I was several blocks from the entrepreneurial neighborhood that I realized they probably also assumed I was in the market for some illegal substances.  A few blocks later they gave up and turned around - I was now free to hit the gas and speed my luxurious trip up a just a little bit.

    Upon arriving at Sharon and Matt's I took some much expected abuse from those I knew and a little from those I couldn't identify in a line-up if my life depended on it.  At this point I knew the party would be phenominal, and I wasn't disappointed at all!

    Julz was there - my other AWESOME friend whom I've known and loved for the last 4 years!  Julz is a great woman to party with, as she's so relaxed and good willed.  She owns a daugher (Tiffany - who's doing so well!!  I'm so proud of her for the changes she's made since May) and a little bird - I forgot what kind of bird, but it looks like a small version of a parrot.  This bird sleeps like a dog - - on it's BACK!  HA!!  Anyway, after getting it down from the fan blade it crawled up my arm and made itself quite comfortable.  We played with the little fella for a bit, then decided to get back to the party.  As we were closing the door we heard the pathetic sound of a bird in pain... the little fella had tried to follow us out and apparently got her wing caught in door.  I think she's fine, but I'll call Julz tomorrow to find out for sure.

    Alex was there as well - Sharon and Matt's son.  He's changed quite a little bit since May!  He's got a job now and a CAR!  He's dating Alysia - Michal's daughter, who's one of my favorite people from faire this year.  Michal was there also - she's one of the blacksmiths from faire, but she's truly a pirate as she works at a car dealership!

    Don and Felica were also there!!  They are the Castle employees I look forward to seeing the most every year at Muskogee, and now at Sharon and Matts big parties!  They've been married forever, but they act as though they were just married last week.  Felica's so funny when she's drunk from two shots of Hot Damn, but last night she had far more... Chocolate Cake (if you've never had this little shot you've GOT to try it!!!) Apple Pie, made by Michal herself, and some kind of Margarita, oh and a little Limon Rum. 

    I was totally and COMLETELY hammered!!  I wasn't supposed to stay as long as I did, but when you're having that much fun it's hard to leave when you know you should! 

    Oh yeah... I almost forgot!  There was a pro female wrestler there who almost tore my head off!  I've never wrestled a woman prior to Saturday night, but I can assure you it was much like wrestling a man with boobs!  She didn't LOOK like a man, but she sure as hell wrestled like one!  Damn, I'm a bit sore today from that little fracas!  HAHA!!  It was all in good humor and there was no hard feelings.  She just about had me pinned, but I somehow managed to escape - probably due the fact that the alcohol had impaired the nerve endings in my muscles and I had no idea the choke hold breaking my neck.  It was fun and that's all that matters!

    I hope I'm not leaving anyone out!!  There were others there, but I don't really know them, therefore I don't care to mention them I suppose.  Anyway, it was just as much fun as the Celiedh... but without the single women.

    THANKS SHARON AND MATT!!!!!!!  You are MUCH APPRECIATED!!!!!!!!

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    NEW SEGMENTED GOBLETS TO COME!

    Thursday, June 19, 2008, 03:17 PM CST [MacGowan's Woodland Creations]

    This is a rough design of my soon-to-be newest goblets!  These will be very different than other goblets currently available anywhere else as they will be of the same segmented design as my  tankards.  This goblet will be comprised of 89 pieces!!  The overall height will be approximately 9 inches tall - more in some cases, less in others depending on the woods used.  They will hold about 12 - 16oz and the bowl will be coated with the same FDA approved polymer I use in my tankards, so they will be just as perfect for hot or cold beverages as the tankards.

    This cost for this particular size is currently estimated at between $95 - $110.  I will decide on a firm price once the prototype is complete on Sunday.

    Thank you for looking!!!  I look forward to hearing your comments and suggestions.

    James

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    I'm voting REPUBLICAN!!!

    Saturday, June 14, 2008, 03:26 PM CST [Political - sorry fellas...]

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    FAQs of MacGowan's Woodland Creations

    Monday, June 9, 2008, 05:18 PM CST [MacGowan's Woodland Creations]

    Wood n'stuff

    I've been asked some questions regarding my products and most of the questions are the same.  So rather than continuing to answer the very same questions over and over I've decided to get a little smarter... I know what you're thinking:  "James, you couldn't possibly get any smarter - you're practically a genius - a god even!"... don't get me wrong, I completely agree with you, but there are perhaps some things I could do a little differently to make the lives of potential customers/interested parties a little easier.  One of those being:  write a "Frequently Ask Questions" section here for those of you who might want to know a little more about my hardwood creations, but were afraid to ask.

    So, without further ado I present to you:

    FAQs

    1)  What are your hardwood products made of?  (I will answer several questions at once here)

       This may SEEM like an obvious answer, but to some the question doesn't seem to answer itself, so I will go into greater detail for you.  My HARDWOOD items are all made of various HARDWOODS - ranging from exotic to domestic, from South American to African to North American.  All woods have very unique qualities including:  texture; color; weight; density, etc...  Some hardwood is harder than others, but all the woods I use were picked for their durabilty, color and sometimes availability.

      Each wooden tankard is made of various hardwoods, waterproof glue (actually forms joints that are stronger than the wood itself), Spar Poly coating on the outside to protect it from the elements, and an FDA approved polymer on the inside that can withstand tempuratures up to 400F!!  (the liner is a polymer that was developed to store large amounts of beer, wine and water for the food and beverage industry)  The liner is 'force cured' - simply means heat-cured (this ensures a total and complete curing of all hardening agents and chemicals)  The end result is a beautiful wooden work of art that can hold piping-hot coffee or ice cold beer in any type of weather!!

    2)  Do you use wood cut from old-growth forests, or from endangered species?

      Simply "no" to both.  However - and this is a very big "HOWEVER":  The wood industry is not as well regulated as other industries.  The paper-trail can get a bit murky sometimes - even when dealing with very reputable lumber yards and exotics dealers.  I make EVERY effort to purchase only wood that has come from new growth or farms when possible or from naturally felled trees.  I never purchase wood that taken from an area hit hard by deforestation or poachers - but again, it's sometimes difficult to know exactly where some wood comes from.  

      My hardwood of preference is Lyptus.  Lyptus, one of the hardest of the hardwoods was developed by Werehauser to meet the needs of the industry.  This wood is a cross between two different Eucalyptus trees - it's very heavy and can be confused for Mahogany if judging only by color and grain pattern.  Lyptus is harder than hickory (what baseball bats are made of) and is extremely durable!  I even used it for my kitchen countertops!!  This incredible wood is grown on farms in Brazil and because of that fact you don't have to worry about deforestation - when one tree is cut it is replaced with another.  Lyptus is typically the wood I use for the bottoms of the tankards as it will be able to take punishment better than other hardwoods.  It takes only 14 - 16 years for a Lyptus tree to mature, making it a quickly renewable resource.

    3)  Is there any kind of warranty on your products?

      Absolutely!  All of my food-grade products come with a lifeteime craftsmanship warranty:  If it starts to leak or the handle falls off I will repair or replace (at my discretion) your item.  This warranty does not include owner abuse, i.e; driving over it; using it to pound nails; using it as a digging implement; putting in the dishwasher, microwave, convection oven, conventional oven, toaster oven, slamming it in a car door, dropping it in a vat of acid or ingniting it for use as kindling.  As a matter of fact, owner abuse of any kind will not be covered by warranty. 

      I have never heard of a handle falling off, nor have heard of any of my tankards leaking to this point - now THAT'S quality. 

    4)  How can I be certain the tankard won't leak when I receive it?

      Each and every tankard is tested for leaks before being put up for sale.  I fill each tankard with water and let it stand for 24 hours.  To date I have not had a tankard leak on me during the testing phase or after the sale and this bodes well for my customers.  I've used one of my tankards everyday for 9 months and have yet to experience a problem.  It's used inside, outside, in the humidity, goes from cold to hot, I use it while I'm working and have dropped the poor sucker many times from tables onto cement and it has yet to break or leak.

    5)  Do you mass produce your items?

      No siree/ma'am!  Each mug is unique - there are no 'cookie cutters' here.  Like any master craftsman I cut each piece specifically for the object it will be fit into.  There are no EXACT replicas or TWINS here.  Each is put together by hand and clamped individually by me.  Each mug is then turned and handsanded to ensure the best possible surface finish and then the liner is applied by hand as well - I use no means of mass assembly.  I firmly believe in putting all of my focus into the item I'm making at the time.

    6)  How many can you make a day?

      Good question - I'm glad I asked!  Because of the process I use I am limited only by space.  The most I've ever assembled in one day is 20.  I can assemble 20 a day for a week and have 140 by week's end (IF I'm only making tankards)- then I have to turn them, sand them all and attach the handles and apply the liner and sealer.  I start with 80 grit to get rid of the glue and rough spots.  I then go to 100 grit to get rid of the 80 grit  marks, then to 220 to create a smooth surface, then to 340 grit for an outstanding finish, then finally 400 grit for a nice and shiny-smooth surface!!  With my goblets I go as far as 1000 - 1600 grit to get a true mirror-like surface.

     After the body has been sanded the handle is attached and the glue is allowed to dry for 24 hours. 

      The next step is applying the polymer liner.  This is the most tedious part of the whole process.  I start by appling the coating in thin increments (2 layers), letting the first coat air-dry for 24 hrs before applying the second.  When the second becomes dry to the touch, the outer seal is applied - several coats actually.  Once the tankards are ready to be moved I heat cure them for approximately 2 hours to ensure a total and 100% complete cure!  This last step is the most important and must be done with patience (id est, DON'T RUSH!!)

     A couple of hours later they're tested by filling them to the top with water and allowed to stand for 24 hours.

     Upon passing the test a unique serial number is burned into each tankard and they are signed by me and put of for sale. 

             An item with a serial number beginning with an "S" mean standard stock.  

             An item with a serial number beginning with a "C" means commissioned

    7)  Do you have those mugs with LED lights yet? 

      Yes I do!  I finished my first batch last week and have already sold many of them.  I will bring a few to OKRF, but I don't plan to have many for sale there due to time constraints.  I hope to have SOME available for KCRF, but they will be in limited supply.

    8)  Do you do custom work?

      Yes I do!  If you have something special you'd like to have made please feel free to shoot me an email and we can get together to discuss it.

    9)  Do you like answering questions?

      Of course!  Not only does it mean someone's interested - it's also an ego stroker to know there's a question out there I might actually have an answer for.  If per chance I'm asked a question I don't know the answer to - fear not:  Not knowing an answer has never stopped me from answering anway.

    10)  Do splinters hurt?

     They're a tad uncomfortable for sure, but I can assure you I've never cried like a newborn in front of the neighbors after receiving a splinter - especially not in front of the neighbors to my right... just don't ask them, okay?

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